Greetings. I finally just got my own internet again for the first time in two weeks. (But hey, it's not like I've missed reading about any Pujols home runs.) I have at least 20 posts I can write from the last two weeks on the road, and I promise I will start soon. But in the meantime, I thought I'd offer this.
I had to throw out all of my refrigerated condiments when I moved. If you've been reading for long, you know how much I love condiments, so it was necessary to start again. The above is what I picked up on my trip across the country.